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joroakeu:

joroakeu:

now that I’m an adult I can finally go on adult websites.

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suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

egberts:

snacklemore:

egberts:

my life in one picture

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there is no picture

i have no life

High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
Actual College Professor: lol same.
  #my god  

baasama:

all right

This is no laughing matter, this is not some kind of game, I can tuck away my johnson but I can never tuck away the shame
  #cute bab  

doctorsexbang:

theehrlic:

snerdbergler:

do you see a difference because i sure as hell don’t

T.V.’s Arin Hanson, Arin Hanson, and Store Brand Arin Hanson

Arin Hanson in the middle, the actor to play him in the documentary of his life on the left, and the guy who plays him in the porno on the right

  #FUCK